How to change your brakes.

How to change your brakes in 27 easy steps
1. Go to the store and buy brake pads and rotors
2. Get home
3. Type “how to change brakes” into Google
4. Take off Tire
5. take off brake caliper with socket wrench
6 take out brake pads.
7. realize that the douche bag at Auto Zone gave you the wrong brake pads
8. Go back to Auto Zone
9. Get the correct brake pads from douche bag
10. Go back home.
11. Take off brake pad Holder.
12. Try to remove screws holding on rotor.
13. Strip screws
14. Go to Lowe’s to buy extractor for stripped screws
15. Go back home, use extractor
16. Break extractor
17. Use vise grips to remove screw
18. Get rotor off.
19. Put new rotor on.
20. put brake pad holder back on.
21. insert brake pads
22. Read that you need to use brake pad grease
23. Say out loud with no one around “what the fuck is brake pad grease?”
24. Go back to Auto Zone and buy brake pad grease
25. Go Home and use it.
26. Put everything back together and put tire back on.
27. Repeat on other tire in 1/5th the amount of time. (leaving out unneeded steps)